The Once and Future King of This Motherfucka

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

It’s simple advice that didn’t need to be reblogged 1.5m times, walk with purpose and most people will respect you. It’s not a “murder walk” it’s just simply confidence.

this entire video is great, but man that noise in the beginning Is SO SATISFYING!!!!

Holy shit I didn’t realize how important sound on is here.

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

Wait for the master.

The amount of confidence oozing from this dude

This is a demonstration called “tameshigiri”, which developed from testing methods to see if a blade would keep its edge or break during use; nowadays, it’s more of a demonstration of the sword-wielder’s technique, even with mediocre blades. The number of rolled-up tatami mats has a major impact on how much skill is required to make a clean cut; you can see that some in the video are attempting as few as three mats. The final cut looks to be about seven mats, which is absolutely absurd.

Watch thier feet. Watch thier body pose at the highest arc. Only one of the people trying had a form close to the Master’s.

“I’m kidding don’t do that” 😂😂

For all the “dude is gender neutral” people consider this alternative.

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

Great post everybody

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

IT GOT BETTER

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

Chuck Tingle is smiling 

I’M smiling

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the forbidden reboot couple we deserved

This was the best scene in the whole series

I love you

Finally someone said it!

Oh my god those are heelys

I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet