gotta go fast

Lets beat the sensitive young man for more information

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

to reblog from yourself is to have an unwavering faith in your evil

And I—have faith in my evil!

dialectical materialism could be the next big trend

had a dream that nine inch nails released a new version of closer called closer 2 and the lyrics were changed to be like "I want to go to therapy like an animal / I feel emotions on the inside" (you get the idea) and pitchfork praised it for being really thoughtful and in touch with gentle non-toxic masculinity

person reblogging a post with an obnoxious comment from a liberal who fundamentally completely disagrees with every premise of the op and doesn't know what they're talking about: #nuance #nuance is great #yessss finally some nuance

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

parasocialism: when you think a public figure is more left wing than they really are because you personally like them

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue