I am vibing :)

“you should write every day” bestie i’m trying to live every day. write?? i barely eat enough fruit.

Fuck Ozempic, man. The near-total loss of all fat and chubby celebrities all becoming thin over the course of no time is monumental. Especially all the ones who were outspoken fighters for body positivity and acceptance. And the fact that it's now the fashionable thing to be skin-and-bones-thin in Hollywood again is sickening

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

Downton Abbey, but every time someone mentions Matthew Crawley or they go to his grave, my screams of anguish can be heard from three counties over

Such a great ending to a show that defo ended with this scene.

For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason

Past a certain age a man just can't take selfies anymore

Tiktok is the British museum of the internet (very derogatory ofc)