love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

i keep seeing articles that are like gen z isn't having sex! gen z is in a sex recession! and it makes me crazy because where is anyone supposed to have sex? the privacy required to have sex is priced at a luxury. no one can afford to buy homes. people are living with their families and multiple roommates. many couples that move in with eachother STILL have to have roommates. there are cameras everywhere at all times. to say nothing of the fact that reproductive rights are under attack. we're not in a sex recession we're in an everything reccession that has functionally paywalled sex.

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

and now presenting: CHANGE!!!! the death that doesn't kill you!!

the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss