Journey Through Life

can’t focus on a thing

People who have seen The Witcher:

This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show

Jumps. JUMPS.

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

Alien: Human George, I recently witnessed an Earthling motion picture in which one adolescent addressed another as “big baby.” I was under the impression that human infancy ended around the age of two Earth years.

Alien: Human George, what is “bitch”?

Me: is this job really worth it????