It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

Me, justifying skipping my 8am lecture to sleep

oh u like me?? funny .. i didn’t see ur pupils dilate??

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970

i love to do intense research on things that have zero impact on my life and have no correlation whatsoever to my general interests. i know a lot about combustion engines 

due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

have a seat we need to talk

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore