*Insert Toad Screaming Soundbite Here*

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

they got married btw

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex