held together with thumb tacks and washi tape

AI could never recreate the spirit of a teenage girl with a shitty editing app

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

controversial facts on tumblr dot com: trans men are men. trans women are women.

your mental illness is mean and it’s a liar. You are never as horrible as you think. People love you. You are worthy

This also happened with a relatively small bookstore in my area when they made a jewish history month post. It's not just a problem with a show as big as sesame street. Antisemites are truly pathetic for saying so much shit under a kids shows' post that they had to disable the comments.

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If you reblogged the version of this with the zionist war criminal's poetry on it you owe me 20 bucks. fuck putinism and fuck zionism

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

wow i love being a dead horse i sure do hope no one beats me

damn being an elephant’s pretty sick, I hope nobody addresses me

wow being thin ice is pretty cool i really hope nobody walks on me

being a bull is fun i sure hope there isnt any fine china around

actually once you do vote by mail once, it feels STUPID that in-person voting is even a thing. getting to sit with your ballot in your house, easily see your options, have time to do research and consider your choice, talk with friends and neighbors about their vote. it's especially so for small local elections and primaries where you might not have heard about different candidates and really have to ask around, attend local events, or dig into local news stories to find out who they are and what they stand for. but, of course, not allowing voters to easily research and carefully consider their votes is why there is opposition to vote by mail in the first place.