tilting at windmills

How are my sweetie pees

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

i tried to be her star pawn...but she treated me like property, brother

My entire feed is 20% damn there was a shooting at the White House and 80% CHEATED??? ON MEGAN THEE STALLION????

Megan Thee Stallion listen to me. You have to cheat back. I'm free any time for you. Please

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters