patron saint of neoglam

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

Why are fallout 4 companions of all people so judgmental when you pick up junk? Don’t they know that in this universe you can turn two wrenches and a carton of cigarettes into a fully functional mattress?

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just ambivalent to see me

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

So apparently the Mac and cheese you can manufacture in your settlements in fallout 4 has no radiation and heals just as much as purified water for a fifth of the carry weight so anyways I’ve set up a pasta farm so I can run through the wasteland crunching down on uncooked Mac and cheese so fast that nothing can kill me

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

Really obsessed with how Winslow bought himself a matching handbag alongside the dress. Thats cute bro. U didnt need that bro. In fact it damned u to 6 months in prison technically but thats neither here nor there

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.