A story is true. A story is untrue.

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

just read a tiktok comment that said mcr should do the superbowl halftime show and the concept of mev looking terrifying and terrified on the world stage is kind of moving me i cant lie

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

lestat compares Armand to two different princesses in one paragraph. Nobody is doing it liiiiike them.

Getting to the age where I REALLY need to start stretching regularly.

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access to that stuff all the time

it WHAT

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.