This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

No one has ever warranted a presidential pardon more

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

blood test came back haunted

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone