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All my posts are thought experiments you’re supposed to imagine the senecio in your head

If sleeping on the floor feels so good why does it hurt so bad

What's up with people going onto a a sub everything on the menu in a large with every topping

Just smoked an enable notifications pop up

Scientists just created the world's first "unsuckable dick" what this means for the future of phallic technology is unknown

Kind of feel like killing people with a rock #feelingpositive

My cat jumped up on my lap right as I sneezed and I blasted her straight in the face

People who shower more than once a day are always so pretentious about it "you only shower once a day????" At least I shower once a say. Some people can't even manage that

Valve is the monopoly that capitalist dick riders think the whole world is full of

Just took my pet radio wave for a walk and he hit an antenna and is gone

Guinea pigs are definitely one of the top creatures to imagine in a fictional setting

Despite my room being 100sqft (9.2sqm) and making up only 6% of the house, when i vacuum the living room, kitchen, and hallway, the vacuum only gets a little bit of dirt in it, and the i vacuum my room and the vacuum gets 3x as much cat hair and dirt in it. No cats live in my room