If You Follow Me You’re Werid

All my posts are thought experiments you’re supposed to imagine the senecio in your head

Why is the 2010 Honda pilot the best suv ever, and why is it better than any luxury touring suv?

I think my neighbor keeps sending me the evil skull because sometimes it's there. It never does anything but glow green and float around. And how do I know it's evil? It says so on its healthbar

LOL my neighbor doesnt know what's about to hit him !

What is peoples obsession with Helen keller on dating apps

Get you a girl that texts you at 11pm to go to Wawa for 8 dollar hoagiefest

Being a communist is so weird because what do you mean I have a friendship, compassion and sharing due tomorrow at 11:59?

A company just built a data center next to my wardrobe and my swag value plumeted

Just took a CT scan of my cat and found out there is nothing inside of it. Not sure what powers it then

They them is basically noobtrap pronouns. The meta has been custom built minmaxxed neos for a while

Just blew up my starboard side neighbor with a rocket launcher because I missed his fuckass noise maker with legs. Now I gotta listen to this thing bark for another week while I wait for Amazon to ship me another rocket.

Green Day was right about some faggot american cause ever since I come here I been wanting to crack dudes

Not enough media that gets intimate with a megastructure.