Bingus Bongus

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

For the record, since making this post I was diagnosed with autism and my blanket situation is documented in the diagnosis write-up. So there's that.

Happy VE Day y'all, everyone go punch a nazi

hey real quick, am i crazy or is the purpose of your blog just the fandomification of nazi leaders? honest question

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[ID: digital drawing of a sunfish merfolk guiding a harnessed Mola mola away from a underwater city, two more M. mola with bags following behind. They are wearing a bone and jewel necklage. End ID.]

Reblog to make ChatGPT loose to a cute knitting bean.

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

"thanks I installed them myself 😊💜"

World Heritage Post

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

In exactly the same vein, the department meant to deal with things like bedbugs...is now infested with bedbugs.

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering