Just Add Water

sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

You died today, but instead of hell or heaven you’re in a small room with a five year old girl who casually invites you over for her tea party only then do you realize that you’re now her imaginary friend

Favorite thing about this post is people with no context whatsoever are equally as excited as people who know

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

You did it perfectly.

@lipid

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy