Wack.

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

third best thing a male character can do is be a little gay about his best friend

Holy shit...

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about