Face Down. Ass Up. That's the way I like to cry.

the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious

@bechdels……………

Power Word Kill is just you swearing at the person a hundred times

come find out

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

This is gold

Chaotic Good

This isn’t even edited, that’s why it’s so great

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

I’ve never seen a video as powerful as “HIT IT JOE”