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GRANDMA, IT’S ME

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frigbob

Red berries ONLY

bukbot

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

thespectacularspider-girl

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

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concept: Loki dies in Infinity War, and Thors like “lmfao yeah right”

time passes, but still, hes faked his death longer. a memorial is put up, songs are sung, Thor still wont believe it. as the years pass, he stops eyeing anyone acting out of character suspiciously, forgets how long its been since he expects to see him when the battle is raging.

one day, when he’s as old and grey as his father, he does what he never thought he would do; he brings a tribute to Lokis’s memorial. its then he finally understands that he’s gone. that that familiar presence was just his love for his brother, and that he supposes in a way, he really didn’t leave hi–

and then the monument transforms into Loki and hes like mblerg! and stabs him

wingscanspeak

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

nightowlsupreme

You’re going to get a cavity

wingscanspeak

good

wingscanspeak

30 min later, not much progress.

wingscanspeak

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

casualfanboy

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

wingscanspeak

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

wingscanspeak

i’d rather be eating anything but this

wingscanspeak

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

wingscanspeak

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.

wingscanspeak

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

butchercat

‘Tis the season.

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It’s November

killjoygem

TO BE JOLLY

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Up your game this year, OP.

wingscanspeak

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

northeastartist

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

nuganom

Chaotic good: the girl reading this

Chaotic neutral: elf practice

Chaotic evil: zootopia pro-life comic

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me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

sktagg23

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

samjoetemple

Holy guac

captainsavage42

Also the Pro-life movement used his line “a person’s a person no matter how small” on their literature without his permission, and he made them stop using it an apologize because he was pro-choice.

neverthere12345

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I’m from NY and it took me a little while to get what was so wrong with this

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billiondollarblog

Im Brexit

#what???

artactually

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

anarchopuppy

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

ten-thousand-bees

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

monker4444

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

fangirlsaywhaat

Probably already reblogged this, but it’s so dam funny.

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earthdad

if you plan on being rude to retail workers on black Friday let me know so we can meet up and fight

meta-xylene

unclebeanbag

This is the most useless fucking map I’ve ever seen and I love it. I want to print it out and put it on my wall.

skygenders

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.

33v0

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

33v0

look at this shit

They radiate peace

transfemininomenon

capybaras are friend shaped

gaylor-moon

I love this post

cantavier

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

screambirdscreaming

mom shaped

i-am-a-fish

hey fellas, its me, the fish. the one and only.

lesbiancel

You lie

i-am-a-fish

no no it really is me, the exact same fish you know and followed. trust me i probably would know

wormsguyed

don’t trust u

i-am-a-fish

But I really am that fish with the blog on Tumblr.com! Allow me to prove it, here’s a fun zany RP that I, the fish with the blog on Tumblr.com, made that we can all participate in!

I lost my hat haha! Can you help me find my hat that I lost?

star-pup01

Top right corner

i-am-a-fish

Yay thank you so much! See isn’t this fun everyone! I’ve been looking all over for my

My hat.

You know that’s really cute so you like jokes huh? Think this is just some big fucking joke huh? Fucking adorable I think being cute is your best quality.

i-am-a-fish

Hey guys my blog was hacked but I’m back now lol

weeee

can you give us a picture

i-am-a-fish

haha no sorry

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