see how it shines

the moon is literally my favourite circle

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

unrestrained summer fun

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[ID: a screenshot with text reading "How come ghoss are always scary little girls from the 1800's and not something cool like a 2003 skateboard guy?" /End ID]

If i was the mayor i would halve the price of Dairy Queen ice cream cakes. 45 bucks for a 6 inch diameter cake is simply bogus

Does anyone have mamdanis phone number or email address i need to talk to him about this

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[Image Description: gifs of footage of the statue coming down. In the first gif, someone in all black has climbed up the statue to secure rope, jumping down just as the statue gets pulled down and shatters before a cheering crowd. In the second gif, the remains of the statue are tossed into the harbor. Of note, all faces have been obscured. End I.D]