see how it shines

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[image ids: image 1: a painting of a very sad looking orange and white cat in a dunce cap surrounded by animal crackers and goldfish crackers. image 2: a photo of the real cat with the painting. She looks very sad in the photo as well. /end id]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

I was WAY ahead of everyone with the rent lowering gunshots btw.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

on a scale of nothingburger to everything bagel