see how it shines

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.

kind of a milf. reblog

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you