Archeduke Ace

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

YOUNG MAN

A

THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

Imagine hobbits with deep frying technology

hobbits would fuck up a wigan kebab

we should introduce hobbits to the concept of American state fair food. deep fried sticks of butter would kill it in hobbiton

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit