Archeduke Ace

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

Can you stop casting spells for a minute I'm trying to suck your cock

Maybe if you were better at sucking cock you'd be able to break my concentration

It's not my fault your cantrips last longer than you do

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny