it's laura

i want to hollow out a fresh baguette and lay in it for a week

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

why did they make us stack cups in elementary school

I had completely forgotten about this but was it just my school that was off the fucking walls about it? They would show us videos in gym of professional cup stacking and yell ‘THIS COULD BE YOU.’ We spent every Tuesday in gym with those gotdamn cups and we all had, like, The Cup Stacking Catalogue. I made my parents buy me glow in the dark cups for my ninth birthday what are we as a society.

we had that too, like they were trying to convince some of us to get good enough to go to contests for it. and sell us cups. so many cups. cups to appease every type of child. not even cups you can drink from.

??im not american is this real or is this a convoluted shitpost??????

it’s definitely real

My best friend still holds the record for the three stack part

OK I AM from America and it must be a regional thing because wtf

OMG IM FROM CANADA AND I REMEMBER THIS! they would show us commercials of like world wide championships for cup stacking and we had our own cup stacking cups in our class

2017 were all gonna stop posting self deprecating and “I wanna die” memes

you’ll have to pry my morbid coping mechanisms from my cold, dead hands

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

I love hearing that my ***** tastes good

pasta