bimbo rights

ooo…. lady gagita

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

can I fucking help you, my liege

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

And his twin, Bèng-yè (Boom! Lots of fish)

from the term “disc jockey,” more commonly known as a dj, we can conclude that music is descended from horses

i will replace chatgpt