silly (whimsical even)

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

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wanna know how I got these .tars? --the open source joker

wanna know where I got these vars? --the memory allocation joker

wanna know where I got these cars? --the lisp joker

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Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout