Ass fat because I been eating people. I’ve been cutting up and eating people

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

all my favorite musicians surrounded me in a circle and kicked me until i bled

coffee mug for people who are doomed that says Don't Talk To Me Until It's Too Late

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

Flat Fuck and his big beautiful plastic wife