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I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

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girl you've been running through my mind all day

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.