Don't know what I'm doing.

@vivizn

A tone deaf bard, a healer who keeps trying to do DPS, and a ditzy necromancer form a team together.

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@alexxel

I know a bunch of people are into this as a kink thing, but as a person who is really into survivalism, this is so cool.

Strap them on like backpack

writers take note if you have a scene where a character needs to move someone

It's like emergency babywearing but adultwearing.

Okay but also we discovered in extremus that if we take a soft length of fabric and make it into a loop even the person in the house with the least lifting ability can help me stand up despite me being twice their mass. We both loop the fabric around our backs and under our arms and then they take a step into a very supported position back and pull as I get up, adding the extra oomph my muscles can't. Transformative.

@alexxel

in the future, we have computers that are basically super effective counting machines, and the counting gets so complex we can use them to communicate and display images and play music. some people make music entirely on a computer. there are these things called vocaloids, which are computerized voices that you can make sing whatever you want, and the companies that make them like to create characters to go along with each voice. this one is named miku. it's a Japanese name. yeah the Japanese will open the country back up eventually. now, we also have these undergarments called binders. they minimize the appearance of breasts and some people find that nice for gender purposes. yeah we've written a lot about the sociological concept of gender since your time. women can vote now too, it's crazy. now stay with me. there's this street in New York city called Broadway that has a ton of theaters on it and it's famous for really big musicals. and one musical is about you and your buddies rapping together. well rap is a type of music black people will invent after we make it illegal to own them. yeah sorry not sorry about that. anyway that's you

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Thereupon many statesmen and philosophers came to Alexander with their congratulations, and he expected that Diogenes of Sinope also, who was tarrying in Corinth, would do likewise. But since that philosopher took not the slightest notice of Alexander, and continued to enjoy his leisure in the suburb Craneion, Alexander went in person to see him, and he found him lying in the sun. Diogenes raised himself up a little when he saw so many people coming towards him, and fixed his eyes upon Alexander. And when that monarch addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, "Yes," said Diogenes, "stand out of my sun." It is said that Alexander was so struck by this, and admired so much the haughtiness and grandeur of the man who had nothing but scorn for him, that he said to his followers, who were laughing and jesting about the philosopher, "But truly, if I were not Alexander, I wish I were Diogenes." To this, the Philosopher's reply was "If I were not Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes."

@alexxel

i feel people didnt properly appreciate this one when i posted it

She’s Empress Godiva now.

@alexxel

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

OK, this is genuinely touching.