alexi's kids

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

In order to be a noble knight and earn the favor of a princess you first need to become a mindless creature driven by eroticized violence and also have courtly etiquette

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had