Greetings!

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

many of my mutuals on here r like a friend i worry about

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

i just think 9/10 times "what if these characters settled down into a comfortable domestic situation" is one of the least interesting ways to examine a dynamic. but i understand that, and i mean this in the most neutral way possible, being interesting is not the actual point of most people's fanworks and media interpretation. i will still be complaining about it though.

Delete things you wrote

Yeah, I do do that.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

When my friends want to hang out but I'm too tired.