Greetings!

also i seem to have developed a reputation among my family for being willing to die on any hill. This is patently absurd. Im willing to die on specific hills, of which there are many and in locations that strike witnesses as odd and arbitrary

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it