Greetings!

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

She was an American in a fanfic written by someone British; I was a Brit in a fanfic written by someone American. She came to me and said "will you help me with my maths? I need to get a good grade to stay on the American football team"; I told her "I'll bloody well help you parse math".

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

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sometimes you enjoy a piece of media that is kinda trash and you have to live with it

Fuuuck yes dude its reading too much into a side character time

13 years on this site what do I get. More ads

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

to the beautiful woman reading this: you have forgotten a half-drunk mug of tea or coffee somewhere in your home. It has gone cold. Go and find it.

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shaking my head the whole time to show i’m an atheist*

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shrugging my shoulders the whole time to show i’m agnostic*

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

History is written by victors

yeah well Victor fucking bit me