Greetings!

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

fandom loves nothing more than to look at an interesting story and boldly ask the question: what if we made it boring instead?

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

I just enjoy insulting you.

I've noticed.

I'm a tumblr vampire: I can't enter your home (dms) without explicit permission or risk death

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.