Greetings!

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

currently at the life stage where I honestly start contemplating leaving and starting fresh somewhere else

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review