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T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

A girl of about 6 or 7 was babbling nonsense words at her mom and I thought to myself 'she should be able to form real words and sentences by this age' but then the mom responded in kind and I realized 'oh wait, they're speaking french'.

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

Jokes on me I don't know how to socialize irl or online

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both