Greetings!

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

villain character who has a last minute change of heart and sacrifices their life to defeat an even bigger bad but it entirely does not land as a redemption with the heroes. the heroes are just like "oh hell yeah two birds with one stone. thank fucking god i really didnt wanna have to deal with that guy anymore. good riddance."

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there

sorry to everyone who just learned about the senpai-kouhai dynamic through a sean connery clip but please understand: it's hilarious to me

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal

underrated love language: questions

hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school

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