Greetings!

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Same thing. Don't quibble over semantics.

But I'm the quibbler.

Every day you're quibbling

Same thing. Don't quibble over semantics.

But I'm the quibbler.

thank you for coming to my this

#mythis

I think it's actually healthy to have at least one life aspiration that's abnormal to want and impracticable to achieve. It lends a sense of perspective.

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

u only got one short life so make it as gay as possible lads

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend