Greetings!

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

Bald hair