Greetings!

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

evidence? 

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

literally just start posting about your OCs. you don’t even have to “properly” introduce them just make them a dedicated tag, tag them on posts that remind you of them, and then start talking about them like everyone’s supposed to already know who they are. i am not joking when i say this method works.

AND CRUCIALLY NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING ABOUT THEM. IF YOU DO NOT LOVE YOUR CREATIONS ENTHUSIASTICALLY AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY THEN WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE!!!!!

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck