Greetings!

When my friends want to hang out but I'm too tired.

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

When you get lots of really good books for really cheap in great quality it lowkey feels the most illegal out of the deal based shopping. like how the fuck are they letting me walk out of the store with this without tackling me. these are people's life's work and I got that shit for $3

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

if you don't know which of your coworkers are doomed by the narrative, then I have some bad news for you.

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.