don't throw it away

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

huh. guys i feel a little funny

We are monitoring the situation

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

(guy who shall say voice) i shan’t say

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

princes are always calling you to their bedchambers and gazing wistfully across the grounds and asking why you never married so they can launch into a ten minute soliloquy about the tragedy of a knight's vows before you lock eyes and they look away bashfully. ohhhh i wonder where this is going your highness? mayhaps the same place it's gone five times already this week? i had to go to school for this job you know. eight years. people in my class died. some by my own hand. cunt.