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people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).
this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since
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Don’t cut her name off the post.
“Would love attempted matricide through negligence, but my brother actually wants his mother in law to not die. How Rude”
This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.
you all claim to hate imagine dragons but i know for a snapple fact that if i start playing radioactive y’all gon be breathing in the chemicals
same thing with nickelback and i can prove it, all i have to do is say “never made it as a wise man” and bam you’ll all be raspy butt rock vocalists
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Playing FF14 is all fun and games until the adorable potato people open their mouths and sound like this
the replies and tags to this post are a series of people experiencing a crisis that this baby-faced potato shaped fantasy character man has a rich, deep, velvety-smooth voice and i’m not apologizing, you all have to deal with this eldritch knowledge now, suffer
He’s not even the deepest sounding one
AH YES HOW COULD I FORGET
WHAT THE FUCK.
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“Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again.” - Zelda Williams
Robin Williams - 21/7/1951 - 11/8/2014
It’s 2019 and I’m still upset…
If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)
guys this is important
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One Piece Chapter Cover Pages: Trafalgar Law
746 / 786 / 926
Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this
Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced
Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico
Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA
Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan
There are only 5 million people in Norway
And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.
I am useless
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
Christmas Tree by Boris Groh
HEY THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THE MIDNIGHT SNACK ONE
he’s got a whole bunch of pictures of giant monsters just kinda ambling around the landscape
this one is also very nice
Ok I’m in love
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“We provide… leverage”
Star Trek!Leverage AU ↳ After years of an abusive childhood, Jim Kirk’s faith in the legal system dies after seeing his influential step-father walk free, even after his testimony. Ten years later, he leads a team of highly skilled criminals with the sole purpose of assuring that justice is done when everything else fails.
@greenbergsays !!!!!!
