I don't even know what I'm doing, but screw it!

To explain how the aeon affinity is. For example in the aeon of melody. The player used to be an idol or a popstar. If you want to say Aeon of cooking, you could say the player used be a chef or restaurant owner.

After the aeon appeared, the mc or Caelus or Stelle started to get this feeling to return back to the space station to meet with go to where the player first manifested. March and Dan heng also get this feeling. As they

You can imagine the powers of your aeon. In my case, the aeon of melody has the ability to use the powers of that are basically reality bending but the requirements to do that is they must have heard a song that could match the effect they want by the lyrics, music video or title and if the song has more than one person singing it, they need another person to do sing or dance with them. The player has to first do the steps to dance it first and while doing that lipsyncing it or singing it live and perfect every step before unlocking the ability to do apply the effect they want. If lip syncing or singing it live, it would sound as if the original person was singing it. To help the Aeon in doing this they could see the steps on what to do if they are perfecting it the first time. If the player is dancing it while lipsyncing, it would sound as if the original singer is singing it. I will give an example to do make it easier. If the Aeon were to dance the song slow mo from the euro vision contest. They would have to do the original steps of the song while lip syncing and perfecting it to unlock the effect to slow someone down to 0.0000001 percent speed.

Second example if the player were to sing it. They need to sing the entire song and perfect the tone and keys like that to activate the effect. This only applies to song with no choreography to perform like the song "like a prayer" by Madonna. The effect would a total party revive with after being revived all part members which is a shield that is given 100% of the total Hp of all four party members.

For the third example lady gaga and Beyonce telephone, You had to perfect the choreo with someone who can do area of effect damage while not looking at their opponent. Himiko and Kafka are an example. If you had perfected this with Himiko, then you don't need to perfect it with Kafka. The effect for Telephone is basically an execute or one hit based on total Hp of each individual enemy and if the opponents were multiple lives then total Hp of all their lives if that is less than fifty percent instant kill.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

-> Pt. 2

In Liyue, because of the recent famine, everything's also been collapsing, slowly but surely.

Ever since the Impostor disappeared, Liyue's trading ports have been closed due to how unstable the waters have been. Many suspect that it's a punishment from The Divine one for failing to capture the Impostor.

A few weeks since all ports in Liyue have shut down, the millelith started reporting more frequent robberies, mostly from small shops.

Oddly enough, the only things that went missing were either seeds for various fruits and vegetables, or fertilizer. Sometimes even mora in large quantities.

Because of the lack of seeds and fertile land, fresh food is now a rare delicacy. The common folk are forced to eat nothing but dried grain and snow.

Today is another ordinary day in Wangsheng Funeral parlor. Due to malnutrition everywhere, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor has been making quite a lot of mora.

Until one day, they receive an odd request from a customer. This customer in particular was from a group of anonymous people. But during these hard times, mora is mora, so they comply.

The request was to go to the Chasm, at midnight, around Cinnabar cliff, with 3 wooden coffins. So HuTao and Zhongli went there and arrived exactly at 12 AM.

Once they reached there, there was no one..? They tried searching the area a few times, but found nothing so HuTao went back to Liyue Harbour first, then after around 45 minutes Zhongli gave up and planned on going back to Liyue

His plan was interrupted as a bush started rustling near him. And from the bush emerged a small.. radish..? It was wearing sunglasses and a suit, smoking a cigar while holding a gun aimed directly at his head.

"Dig. Now."

Zhongli was slightly flabbergasted, about to disarm the small radish when another, and another, and another

Until around 8 popped out, all armed with guns.

"Hmph. Like I said, dig now, or else." The one smoking the cigar said. And so, Zhongli dug 3 holes, wondering if he's dreaming or erosion's finally taking a toll on his eyesight.

The other 7 radishes dragged out 3 dead millelith soldiers, putting each in a coffin one by one. At this point, Zhongli didn't know what to do at this point, he was confused, slightly scared, and more flabbergasted than ever. If he told anyone else about this, they'd send Zhongli to a mental asylum (if they exist in Teyvat) or laugh it off, thinking he was a silly old man with silly stories.

Once the radishes finished pushing the coffins into the recently dug holes, they walked away. The first radish, that's still smoking his cigar, hands Zhongli a leaf with a weird drawing on it and leaves a sack on the ground.

Meanwhile, in Vanarana

You should've kept your phone safely in your room.

If you had done that, then maybe the aranara wouldn't have tried making a gun.

Maybe they wouldn't have succeeded and made more.

Maybe the 3 millelith who were patrolling near Sumeru's entrance would still be alive.

Or maybe, the aranara wouldn't be attempting to make a full-blown nuclear bomb.

The aranara dance around you, giving you flowercrowns and thanking you for the knowledge you(r phone) gave them, now they're able to defend themselves against marana and evil nara around.

Should I make the next chapter about the Aranara testing nuclear weapons on Inazuma?