AlephCubed

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

Akira bike sliding on a horse

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

unfortunately, given its popularity and status as a cult classic, goncharov getting a souless corporate remake was bound to happen

ezra's going to be so confused when everyone finds him and they're all live action