Gavamont the Green, Wizard of the Whispering Woods, Keeper of the Chalice of Chalizath, Champion of the Seal It Don’t Feel It method, known to the elves as Gav’irendel, known to the dwarves as Gavtastic, and known to the weavers as Gav-viscose

Let me tell you now of a wizardly tale

It’s a hell of a journey where the heroes prevail

But the adventure ain’t easy, so pay close attention

For many would have died without my intervention

It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed

Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse

But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled

So thanks to my power, no one was killed

First we gathered the heroes to aid in the cause

A dwarf, an elf, a hobbit, and a cat girl with paws

We packed up the necklace, but the cat girl had to touch it

It was early in the quest, so my spells I did budget

She surely would have died if left in that state

So I turned her to a statue for a later date

It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed

Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse

But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled

So thanks to my power, no one was killed

Later in the quest, we’re surrounded by trolls

The killing type, not the softies who do answer for tolls

And the dwarf he fought quite bravely, but he nearly fell

We had no healer, so there’s no one who could make him well

But a wizard is a master of magics most genius

So I turned him to a statue just like the previous

It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed

Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse

But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled

So thanks to my power, no one was killed

And so we made camp at the base of a mountain

With lightning strikes that could end the curse for certain

But the elf’s pointy ears had jewelry too conductive

She was zapped by a bolt that was very destructive

Thankfully my wizard instincts kicked into action

And I turned the elf to stone before damage could happen

It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed

Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse

But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled

So thanks to my power, no one was killed

Only the hobbit and me left for end of journey

He seemed somewhat distrusting, but I imagined this surely

We summited the mountain and awaited the thunder

But I suspect him a thief and the goods he would plunder

So before he could rob me I helped with a gesture

He’s now a statue with necklace waiting for curse’s departure

It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed

Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse

But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled

So thanks to my power, no one was killed

It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed

Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse

But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled

So thanks to my power, no one was killed