woaoooah

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

Hi

This is kinda what it feels like to be an archaeologist trying to identify an artifact. And you bet your ass we’re incredibly grateful for each and every person who makes ridiculously specific websites like this.

Hey I think this is really beautiful because everything you see around you, there is someone fucking delighted and fascinated about it and the world is so loved and full of love and that’s really amazing if you ask me

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people