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Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this
penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental
ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less experimental
Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers are less experimental
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Based Ireland.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
This tag deserves to be seen
[ID: tags that read “im so skilled at the not watching shit method I don’t even watch shit i DO want to see” /end ID]
The French really don’t fuck around.
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i will never forgive the internet for what it did to the word “mansplain”
mansplaining is a very specific phenomonon wherein a man who is NOT qualified to talk about a topic assumed he knows better than other people who ARE qualified, purely because of sexism.
sharing a fun fact you learned isnt mansplaining. infodumping isnt mansplaining. adding your relevant personal experience to a discussion isn’t mansplaining, (as long as you remain respectful of others’ experiences as well, but that’s always true). correcting someone who is objectively wrong and spreading misinformation REALLY isn’t mansplaining.
stop telling men that all of their interests and attempts at socializing are insulting and unwanted, your gender essentialism is showing.
people in my REAL LIFE i have had to convince i like to hear them talk, really:
trans men talking about their oppression
trans women talking about their oppression
autistic men infodumping
perfectly kind cis men who are answering a question i literally asked, or getting passionate about one of their interests
people who AREN’T self-conscious about this:
men who actually fucking mansplain, oh my god the whole POINT is that they dont care about other people’s thoughts, why do you think whatever this fucking campaign is would bother them
this is making the rounds again and the amount of people in the notes accusing me of being a man is hilarious. like no i just dont like being mean to people and alienating my friends, sorry.
I would like to add men of colour talking about their oppression.
[tweet from Noah @noahwaybabes: my fellow transgender brothers PLEASE 🙏 stop telling women to get with trans men because "we know what we're doing" i most certainly do NOT! ladies hmu if you're ready to be disappointed in the exact same way as with other men.
reply (also from @noahwaybabes): and I'm not emotionally intelligent either!]
I remember in middle school, we were speaking about why we liked and disliked various seasons. Everyone else said they didnt like snow because it was fun, but messy. I said I didnt like snow because it felt like perfect murder weather.
There was a certain uneasiness that snow gave me on my lone walk to and from school everyday. I couldnt put my finger on why at the time, but yeah, it’s easy to sneak up on people and it’s harder for people to hear your cries for help. Perfect murder weather.
thanks for all the love on my retiree mystery gang! here's a bit of expansion on them as well as full body refs!
also i know it's a little hard to see, but shaggy got a friend to make scoob's old dogtag a pin that he wears over his heart.
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I love the humor but also that he's not hurting the little guy by putting any weight on him whatsoever
sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard
For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:
Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.
also they found her because a squirrel was chattering angrily about her being in the tree. i just think that’s really funny.
Hamsterdam
Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.
I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
It’s full of plastic bread clips
It’s for Science
At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:
There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.
They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.
I found a species that has not yet been described:
Yay for citizen science 👍
wtf?
Update:
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
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"men are never discouraged from being masculine ever you don't live in the real world"
you're right my childhood trauma is just a delusion actually. cis women specifically don't feel so entitled to my body that I still am not on testosterone. you're such a cool and good person who's in the right
“we’re not talking about trans men” you are though bc you used the word man. when you use the word man, you are talking about trans men. if the statement you’re about to say only applies to cis men, then it isn’t about men, it’s about cis men. if simply rethinking the way you generalize men in order to account for the existence of trans men is too much of a burden for you, perhaps you are just not a good person.
I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor’s backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.
As a florist I also find this hilarious too because you pretty much always need to remove four or five guard petals from a rose before incorporating it into an arrangement. If I actually handed someone a “virgin rose” they would inevitably complain about the quality because the outer petals of a rose are almost always bruised, torn, or sometimes even rotted. Not to mention the roses you can buy are the product of almost a thousand years of selective breeding and therefore not very natural themselves.
So like, be an untouched flower I guess but don’t show us all the natural blemishes that come with that?
What I’m hearing is that fucking four or five times before marriage improves your appearance and clears your skin
and probably makes you more skilled at fucking
