Lost in a daydream

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

just had to scrub a decent amount of blood off my hand and thanks to my very glittery bar soap I momentarily had a blood + glitter situation that would have done big numbers on aesthetic tumblr circa 2012 🩸✨

The more violence your mutual wants to inflict on the character the more they love them

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about