Lost in a daydream

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

just had to scrub a decent amount of blood off my hand and thanks to my very glittery bar soap I momentarily had a blood + glitter situation that would have done big numbers on aesthetic tumblr circa 2012 🩸✨

The more violence your mutual wants to inflict on the character the more they love them

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

the torment nexus

the way things have been going for me lately this is honestly not that far off

I love following walk throughs, and save scumming, and cheating, and easy mode, and looking up how other people solved problems. I will always do whatever I want to make a game an enjoyable experience for me.

really weird how receptionists are expected to be the gentlest most submissive people in the office but are also, in terms of practical function, the security guard