mechanized heart

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Such beautiful rendering and texture feels like a warm postcard!! Ugh I can’t get over how soft and beautiful this is

@alchemocha 😭❤️

sorry i exposed my raw beating heart at the sleepover. are we still hanging out on friday or

cloth gown gridlock

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

grandmas love to have complexes

Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast

She’s just doing it for attention

my ex’s grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years

so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH

Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

Flshshfldlshdjkdkdjfhdhdfh

OK can someone call an electrician? I don’t think this post is up to code.

“my brother’s grandma” - who is she to you?? who is your brother to you???????

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

this post is a fucking graveyard

The skeletons are talking to each other

In this essay, I won't.

Fuck you for coming to this TED talk.

do you fuck with my unwritten story