I’m just some rye bread that a cape got on

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

if something doesn't go the way you wanted it to it's because you didn't do enough obsessive mind rituals about it

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

-Johnny Cash, "Hurt"

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bites down on my false tooth that contains a pill that makes me grow a real tooth