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hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)

dulcie septimus is like if a dead wife was alive and then she actually died but was then more around than she was before

She would not fucking say that

thinking about how in the coffee shop au gideon says "im guessing you take it black?" bc you just KNOW harrow doesnt fuck with coffee unless its like 99% milk. idek if she'd even like milk. wait where do they even get milk from there? where do the cows live? wait-