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Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

I am speed running the stages of grief. Come explore this with me.

okay well let's look at the github. at least an mcp server is just like a stupider API. right.

do you think these tech guys ever think. "i wonder why nobody has done this."

Well if they had to pick an AI at least they're not using one of the sketchy ones right. thank goodn

You know, I'm glad Epic put so much time into making mychart extremely secure, even with all the health systems who configure them like a drunk monkey. it would be a shame if

ooohghhg my fucking ggogod

What many users may not know about MyChart providedby EpicSystems is that MyChart providedby EpicSystems is actually kind of like a local instance that your healthcare org runs, not a "Sign in once and see everything" type of deal (unless you have Care Everywhere, and then it maybe can be. But it Depends.)

This is genuinely the most terrifying import i have ever seen

I LIED; WHAT

okay. i'm done. i can't. i cannot continue to look at this. this is out of this world.

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

yea I'm at the bullshit store do you want me to get anything for you