Back on my egg bullshit

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter