shoutout to the dopeness

they’re adding mary magdalene to smash

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

and i understand that sometimes it's a very thin line between giving a realistic depiction of a serious topic and ending up in after-school special mode, but i also notice that no one is doing this when a character gets the flu (which kills many people every year) and PERSONALLY i don't love the patterns i'm vaguely sensing about which experiences can be depicted normally and which experiences must always be a learning opportunity

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

my penis got a parking ticket the other day.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry