shoutout to the dopeness

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

I never want to know what your mic setup is or what breathable bamboo modal technology your garish button downs are made of or how many discord sticker club early access secret clubroom gilded gabooboo tiers there are on your patreon or what the hotel room was like on the road for your live shows or the names of grumpy happy sneezy daffy bibby your seven identical zoomer social media interns turned cohosts who started out reading wikipedia articles aloud on premium episodes and then spread like a flesh eating virus through twitch and instagram to a dogshit actual play ttrpg show where you're painfully earnest about an npc called Buttfarpis the Actual Dracula and all of this gets published to your main feed because yeah of course everyone came here for your cult of personality as a middle aged entertainment industry dropout and not for the 30 minute show you originally launched where you explained the social history of a single local landmark that should have ended after 8 episodes

I want to hear your AIR CONDITIONER and your POORLY WORDED THOUGHTS and then I want to LEAVE