Depop sellers, everyday shower takers, poly/ “ethically non monogamous” people, dog owners, children of divorce, the left handed, Anglicans, Dutch citizens - mainland but especially Arubans, people with fewer than one OR more than two ear piercings, gay baristas, outdoor cat objectors, people from the west or east coast of the United States, Assyrian-Greek-Armenian Genocide deniers, introverts, non-believers of transubstantiation, former “gifted children”, pre-med students, hormonal IUD havers, pansexuals, people in open relationships, gluten intolerants (excluding celiac), therapy enjoyers, people who regularly wear thongs, those fluent in more than three languages, Samsung phone and/or MacBook owners, marathon runners, people who say they’re “spiritual, not religious”, anti-creationists, liberals, people without bunions, people who have never been overweight or had acne, bi women, vape and dab pen owners, non-religious meditators, people who shave or wax their pussy completely bare, weed smokers, squirters, dual-citizens, content creators, influencers, politically motivated Eastern Orthodox converts, alcoholic seltzer drinkers, and English-speaking Western Europeans.