peryton

(becoming disoriented) They should put thomas cromwell in heated rivalry season 2

some of you talk about "social milestones" but never had a baklava in your lives. volumes

utopia where they can cure cancer easily so they start using asbestos again because it's cheap

the ones who roll back building safety regulations in omelas because mesothelioma isn't a big deal anymore cus we put that kid in a hole, and it saves loads of money we can spend on festivals and public parks and stuff

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like