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ryunumber

The titular Reader Rabbit, from the educational video game series

Reader Rabbit has* a Ryu Number of 3.

(explanation below)

mabeloid

this has to be one of the funniest ones

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cilantrhoes

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hymnism

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nathanielthecurious

can’t believe I only just learned about the attested Gaulish word “marcosior” (< PCeltic *marko- ‘horse’ but as a passive verb in the desiderative or future) which means “I want to be ridden like a horse” and occurs in exactly the context you’re imagining

nathanielthecurious

that was fast. easy website

im seeing people fact-check this in the notes so i'll add that the full inscription is "marcosior maternia" and if you search that in google scholar you'll find lots of sources. it might not be true but it's definitely real, by which i mean that scholars don't know for sure what "marcosior maternia" means but this is a common interpretation. it's written on a spindle whorl (little weights that are used in spinning) and there's actually a lot of spindle whorls from roman gaul that have sort of amatory inscriptions on them, so they might have been gifts for lovers but it's not clear, but anyway a sexual meaning is perfectly expected for this type of object, and maternia looks like a woman's name in either the nominative or instrumental case, and marcosior looks like a passive verb related to the word for 'horse' in a desiderative or future form. so "i want to be ridden by maternia", "i will be ridden by maternia", and "maternia will be ridden" are some of the plausible interpretations.

also i didnt emphasize in the post just how fragmentary this language is. there's only a few hundred inscriptions in gaulish and theyre short. we dont know if there was an optative mood. but we do know how to say something about getting ridden by maternia

nathanielthecurious

someone in the notes writes asterix fanfiction but isn’t putting sexy spindle whorls in it. coward

giritina

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

rainydaymay

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

creepymutelilbugger

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

clonerightsagenda

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

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redstonedust

netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.

tondog

charlesoberonn-deactivated20150

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

crabmaster-64

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

dogpuppy

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

markatoto

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated

why

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

hogmilked

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

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astronomical-bagel

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

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Forth base is dying in front of you

astronomical-bagel

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

astronomical-bagel

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

astronomical-bagel

I’m going to be honest. First base is ideological disagreement and second base is when I threaten to kill you for the first time

hypokeimena

image description: screenshot of tags reading #are first and second base still the same? /end description

reallyreallyreallytrying

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

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