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“May his memory be a blessing.”
This is Robby’s Jewishness shining through ✨
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The saying comes from Proverbs 10:7: “The memory of the righteous is a blessing.”
In Hebrew, we say “zikhrono livrakha.” Sometimes you’ll see someone’s name written with the letters “Z”L” after it. That’s a way of abbreviating this very Jewish honorific.
We Jews tend not to say “rest in peace.” By saying that someone’s memory is a blessing, we turn the focus on the living, those who mourn the deceased, and we aspire to live our today and tomorrow in a way that honors the people who are no longer with us.
I loved this little peek at Robby’s Jewish self. So grateful they took the time and care to weave that in.
Reblogging again to add @fanchonmoreau 's excellent commentary because this is what I've been really appreciating from the Pitt as a gentile, how it's exposed me to the side of Judaism I haven't been exposed to through the media thus far.
Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.
Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.
Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.
Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.
I raise you: the hobbitish bureaucracy has no means to re-declare someone dead. They had no precedent to declare someone who was once-dead dead again. They would need the Thain, the Mayor, and the Master of Buckland to agree to changing the statute, and since the Thain and the Master are too amused by the whole henclucking that they haven’t gotten round to it just yet.
I’m upping the stakes with: last time Bilbo was declared dead when he was, in fact, not dead, they removed the law stating that you can have someone declared dead without a body, so when Bilbo left (happily aware of this legal loophole and snickering) he could never become legally dead again.
I am loving the implication here that Bilbo can literally never die in the eyes of the law. He’d love that.
a hobbit parent telling their kids the story of Mad Baggins and being like “thanks to a loophole in hobbit law he’s technically still alive today”
a hobbit child misinterprets this and lies awake at night worrying that Mad Baggins is still out there and will appear in their room without warning
Alternatively: the laws for declaring somebody dead if they’re missing for long enough are still in place, but the magistrates are just refusing to enforce them in this particular case.
After all, last time they declared Bilbo Baggins dead— which involved filling out all the paperwork necessary to declare somebody dead without a body— he had the rudeness to show up again, forcing them to do a lot more paperwork, and this time with an indignant Bilbo having a go at them while they did it.
As a result, the magistrates have decided that they’re not going to declare Bilbo Baggins dead a second time unless they have a body, a coroners report explaining the cause of death, and a three day wake to make sure that he doesn’t get up and walk away again.
Centuries later, hobbit parents tell their children that Mad Baggins is forever gone from the shire— at least until the day when somebody is stupid enough to declare him legally dead, at which point legend states that he will immediately come marching back, demanding an explanation.
they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant
tell them what the prank was, clare
so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade
the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.
in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”
they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.
i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot
fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.
Car bulbs don’t have to be this blinding.
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Now that Nationals is over, I'm back to reading black fantasy again. Starting with the Fifth Season by NK Jemisin- I'm about 1/4 of the way through.
I find myself drawn to Damaya the most of any of the characters thus far. Schaffa I wanted to like, but, uh, well, he's just given me a reason to pause that thought. The others I'm sort of here and there on, but we'll see. I'm enjoying the world building and how we're circling something without directly putting a finger on it, though, and I'm interested to see where this is going. I do tend to really like the kids in these kinds of stories, because often they represent an innocence and idealistic viewpoint in an otherwise dangerous or even brutal world.
I'm now halfway thru and I'm ngl, the whole thing about the kids and the nodes is... rough. Alabaster's little psychotic break as he talks about [redacted] with Syen, Damaya's realization that she is a little fish swimming with sharks, and Essun's shock at Hoa's display were all very well timed.
I'm finding Jemisin to be a very competent author who can control a narrative with a tight leash when she wants to, and also can let the characters explore themselves a bit before ushering them back on track.
There is a point during the prologue where she says none of the people or settings she's mentioned within the prologue really matter for this story- a lie, if I've ever read one, but one that you can quickly see through if you can spot that this is an author who writes well enough to not just throw you a bunch of shit that doesn't matter just to introduce her world building.
I am understanding why people have described her as "if Tolkien were black"- she really feels just that good at building a living, breathing world and letting you explore it while keeping you on the path she wants you to stroll. It doesn't surprise me that she's also written a few commentaries on the flaws of Tolkien's works, one of which I have already mentioned on this blog being that if I suddenly appeared in Gondor right now I would be killed on sight without hesitation for the crime of existing with brown skin. I can also see her trying very hard to dodge that particular flaw in her own writing while still selling a story as an elaborate fantasy trilogy in a world that continues to exist even after you close the book.
Tolkien wrote what became known as high fantasy, and Jemisin's book so far feels much less disconnected from our own world than that, but as far as the skill of the author is concerned... if you want something that's as well written as his, and you want black-focused fantasy, for sure I think Jemisin is worth the read so far. Just, as always, mind the trigger warnings.
i increasingly feel like michael robinavitch
i increasingly feel like michael robinavitch
are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft
in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game
FOR Orthodox.
What even is orthodox? Lots of different groups get included in orthodox so what core beliefs unite Hassidic, Yeshivish, Modox, etc. as distinct from for example Conservative? I know some people also use terms like ultra orthodox and modern orthodox but are those different beliefs or just different customs?
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Orthodoxy is a Jewish sect that views torah and rabbinic law as binding, and holds that the torah is directly given by God, written down by Moshe (moses).
ultra orthodox is pretty much exclusively used by non orthodox people as a (sort of pejorative?) term for everyone not modern orthodox, who they consider radical.
modern orthodoxy is a little hard to define, it might mean:
orthodox jews who culturally assimilate into the secular world
the incorporation of secular knowledge into one's jewish practice/philosophy
whatever charedi (haredi) rabbis decide is bad this month
probably more
the difference between modox and conservative can sometimes be blurry (modern orthodoxy is a huge spectrum) , and i think mostly comes down to shabbos, and kashrus (and taharas hamishpacha methinks but i wouldnt know from that) about which modern orthodoxy is still strict
yeshivish usually refers to any "ultra orthodox" people who arent chassidish (hassidic).
chassidish jews are a diverse group, being part of any of a few dozen branches of a more mystical/spiritual form of judaism. chassidus stems from an 18th century spiritual revival headed by a man* called the baal shem tov.

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Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.
Being a trans man is so strange, like as soon as you come out your experiences stop belonging to you. The misogyny you face isn't about you, you can't claim it is or you're misgendering yourself. The transphobia you face isn't about you, no one actually cares if someone transitions to be a man. The homophobia you face isn't about you, you haven't suffered like a real gay man. If you struggle with toxic masculinity being pushed in you, you chose this, imagine what it's like for cis men who didn't get a choice.
Somehow, no matter what, there is someone who has a "better" understanding of the marginalization or social stigma you experience, and they should speak on it instead. There is not one thing in the world where your voice needed.
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I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.
a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?