Akyon Ceyar

Tim: Bro, you know how applying pressure to gases creates heat, right? Kon: ye. Tim: And vice versa. And you know how density is directly equal to the mass over the volume of something, right? Kon: ... that sounds- that- that's right. Tim: So this dude gonna say the way that we view equilibrium in stars is wrong because they found 'conflicting evidence' using the theory of consigliothesis. Like bro, what?! Tsk. Come on! Stop! Kon: ...why would they say that? Tim: EXACTLY- That's exactly what I'm saying, like, how many times do I gotta spell it out? That's like saying the constraints of distortional drift doesn't actually hinder the progression of faultian push field energy conversion?! Because they found 'evidence' against kalkestic studies?? Like, make sense! Stop. That's dumb. Kon: Alright. That's enough! I won't have it. Tim: What? Kon: You made up those words to make me feel STUPID, didn't you?! Tim: What are you- Which words? Kon: ALL OF THEM! All of them...

Tim: So today, I wanted to do something with you. Because, alright, sometimes- Kon: I like when you think of things to do with me, it makes me feel hnored, loved, and a part of your life. Tim: Shut up. Kon: Thank you.

Kon: woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH. Cassie: ...questions? Kon: Yes, uhm, ARE YOU NUTS?! I don't wanna steal drugs from my father, I don't wanna go inside a monster, and I don't wanna DIE! Tim: I say it's worth a shot- Kon: Yes, I agree, let's do it.

Tim and Kon: *at Bat Burger in civvies* Kon: I have a nice butt. Tim: Okay...? Kon: I don't need to wear belts. Tim: What? Kon: I don't need to wear belts because of my butt. Tim: Oh, cus you think your butt holds it up? Kon: Dude, my butt does hold it up! Tim: You wearing a belt? Kon: Noo. Tim: Show me. Kon: *stands up and lifts up his shirt* Tim: *laughs uncontrollably* Kon: no belt.

Kon: My life would be better if we were together all the time. Tim: Oh god. That sounds like a nightmare. Kon: no-WHAT?! WHY IS THAT A NIGHTMARE? Tim: Together-together all the time? Kon: All the time! Morning to noon... and then the rest of the day too. Tim: *bursts out laughing* Morning to noon??! Kon: Just the whole day, 24/7. Tim: Are we gonna sleep in my bed? Kon: Please? You got a king. I could fit and you wouldn't even know!

Tim: What's happened to you? You've become all needy and talkative. Kon: I just want to know if it meant something to you. Tim: It didn't mean anything to me, Kon! YJ Team: *quietly opens the door* Tim: All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub! Cissie: *audibly gasps* Anita: *quietly* knew it. Bart: Aww, I was just in the hot tub! :<

Kon: *taps Tim's shoulder* Tim: Yes? Kon: If Cass wasn't my girlfriend and Stephanie was out of the picture, I would be honored to share your bed and raise Bart as my own. Tim: ... Kon: :)

Tim: What's a surface-level question you got for me, Kon? Kon: Who is your main in Mario Kart? Tim: Well, no, because Mario Kart World has come out now, and I don't have- Cause there's all sorts of new crazy characters. Kon: My main is uh- Lakitu. Tim: Me too! Oh my god, yes! I was about to say Lakitu. Kon: Oh my god. Should we like, get naked and cuddle together? Tim: NO, what?

Tim: What if we get sick of each other? Kon: We're already sick of each other. It's the best. Tim: I can survive just fine without you, you know? But, there's a chance that this life can be a little less mundane with you in it. Kon: Yeah. Less mundane. That's super low-bar. That's a great place to start. Tim: Okay... Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. *holding out his hand* Kon: Okay. *grabs Tim's hand*

random metropolis girl: Are you single? Kon: I have a- Tim: THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. Kon: what the hell... Tim: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM! Tim: THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT THERE. Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH Tim: That's my boyfriend. <3

Robin: Please, let me go! I love him, Batman! Batman: He's nothing but a rogue. Robin: But he's noble and strong and brave and handsome... So handsome! He might be the best-looking guy in the whole world! --- Bart: There is no way Robin would say that about you. Cassie: Much less to Batman so that he can get out of being grounded. Kon: Can't a man dream? >:(

Young Justice, begging Tim to take his mask off Bart: Come on, Robin, do it, man! Cassie: Take 'em off, Robin! Tim: Okay, fine! *takes off his mask* Happy? Everyone: *audibly gasps* Kon: Rob, I'm dripping.

Kon: *yapping to Tim* -Cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so obviously you're my type. Tim: *takes out his airpods* I'm sorry, what were you saying? Kon: *smiles* Perfect <3

Greta: I never knew Superboy had a girlfriend. Tim: Haha. You're surprised he actually has one? Greta: Well... yeah! Tim: "Well, yeah" she says! *laughs* Greta: Because to be honest, I thought he was only in love with you! Tim: ...

During Crisis Tim: You look disappointed, Kon. Have I done something wrong? Kon: No, this just isn't exactly the date night I've been hoping for. Tim: You said you wanted to go dancing, then get a little action. That's exactly what we're doing. *gestures to the chaos all around them* Kon: You know, Tim. For someone so brilliant, it's amazing how oblivious you can be.

Kon: I just wanna make sure that you never forget me and always keep me around and love me as hard as I love you. Tim: As hard? Kon: That's it. That's all it is. Tim: How hard do you love me? Kon: Pretty hard! Now that I think about it. Tim: Put it in like how much pressure. Like if you had to compare it to an animal sitting on me, like how heavy? Kon: Uhh, blue whale. Tim: One? Kon: Million. Tim: That's pretty hard. Kon: That's what I feel about you. Tim: Thanks. Kon: Love you. Tim: *blushing* Uhm.