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#posts that take me off a list

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Re-blogging again because that comment fucking killed me

the boat is wracking up billions of dollars for every hour it’s stuck in the canal so we should just let it sit there until its cost reaches the sum total of all the money in the world and then everyone has to start over with $0 and we go back to the barter system like god intended. if anyone explains the economy to me i will bite them in the jugular.

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

“this glass is empty, it has water in it”

“african american burial ground“??? you mean a cemetery?? you mean a fucking cemetery??

...If?

someone break the news to op

I said what I said.

I have SO much love in my dumb stupid bitch ass body

 i think we can be evil. as a treat

we?

we :)

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

if you buy a BMW the guy at the dealership takes you into a back room and starts swinging a watch in front of your face and saying shit like “you want to cross over the double yellow lines to pass that minivan going 5 over the speed limit without using your blinkers sooo badly” over and over

If you ever feel as though your job is pointless, just remember that somewhere in a BMW facility, a guy is installing turn signals

When I was in middle school, my best friend’s mom drove us to school every day. Absolutely lost it when she cut someone off and said “outta my way, I’m in a Lexus” and then turned to me and said “see? We really do think like that.”

I don’t understand this but I understand it