mickey did that

witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

Theory: sherlock holmes started beekeeping so he could get away with saying “john, honey?”

one thing that’s always bothered me with a scandal in belgravia is that irene says she’s gay right but then later sherlock basically says she fell in love with him but here’s the thing he only got the passcode After she said ‘jim moriarty sends his love’ who, as we’ve already established, is gay. what i’m thinking is that your pupils dialate and your pulse elevates when there’s adrenaline or when you’re afraid or when you’re in love. i’m thinking it wasn’t love but one of the two other options that made her be like that. also, since both moriarty and irene like sherlock and find him interesting, they’re gonna make the passcode sher-locked because it’s hilarious and of course they would. in short, irene is still a lesbian and sherlock didn’t fall in love with her he just found her interesting

i will never be able to read this as anything but "oh youre single? well im single, what if...? kidding! hahaha -unless?????"

here’s a really wild concept: liam can’t use 1d for clout bc he is actually a part of the band

Fuck yeah i want an Indian Cinderella

Yes.

YES GIVE ME THAT DIVERSITY.

UNIRONICALLY GIVE ME INDIAN CINDERELLA

We read Chinese Cinderella at school. I know it’s not Indian but it’s still another culture

I’d love to see a desi cinderella where she’s wearing her old churidars the whole time and in the transformations sequence she gets a beautiful sari

!!!!!!!!