All Things Nerdy.

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

capitalist polycule

this is what people mean when they talk about unethical polyamory

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature